February 3, 2012

insurrectionarygrapefruit: SHE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FROM USING 1) ADJECTIVES AND 2) ADVERBS AND ENCOURAGED TO 3) LEARN MORE VERBS omg omg omg omg omg i’m dying don’t ever again let a student tell you they enjoy this book. that is something they should know better than to tell their english prof. that is something they should know better than to tell anyone. ever. or even admit to themselves. ooox

insurrectionarygrapefruit:

SHE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FROM USING 1) ADJECTIVES AND 2) ADVERBS AND ENCOURAGED TO 3) LEARN MORE VERBS

omg omg omg omg omg i’m dying

don’t ever again let a student tell you they enjoy this book. that is something they should know better than to tell their english prof. that is something they should know better than to tell anyone. ever. or even admit to themselves.

ooox

(Source: reasoningwithvampires)

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